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cute like a car accident. November 18, 2009

Filed under: creepers,daily life,katrina tv,nablopomo,work — cupcakesupremacy @ 2:19 pm

Now, I’m sure this comes as no surprise to those reading, but I have never been one to be fawned over in real life. In internet life – sure, on occasion, but real life hitting on hasn’t been too frequent. Which is absolutely fine because I am already socially awkward, so adding in a stranger holla-ing at me and things get super awkward super fast. On occasion though, some strange man will decide I strike his fancy. When we used to go out, this might happen at a bar, but most often I get attention when I am oblivious and unkempt.

Take, for instance, the first time I got a physical phone number. Earlier this year I was waiting to see someone about unemployment and the security guard upstairs phoned the security guard downstairs to give me his (upstairs guy’s) phone number on my way out. Never mind that I’m obviously unemployed and poor, I had to wake up super early to get there, so I wasn’t looking my best. I know for a fact I didn’t even brush my hair that day, because I was so amazed at getting the phone number, I made note of how bad I was looking.

I’ve also gotten hit on on the bus a few times, most of these times being on the way home from work. And I’ve had some labor intensive jobs so not only did I look tired, I probably looked all gross and sweaty. Yet something in this appeals to the creepers that decide to hit on me.

This is all a lot of back story to lead up to what I was told today.

Now, as you know, yesterday I went to the dentist and got a tooth pulled. I knew the day was going to suck, so I dressed comfortably in jeans and a hoodie. I had to come to work afterwards, so thank the fsm my work dress code is non-existent.

So the extraction didn’t go remotely as planned and was a horrible experience I’ll write about later. I cried the entire time and even a bit afterwards because I was in so much pain.

So imagine me sitting at work yesterday. Hoodie and a messy ponytail, makeup mostly cried off, huge wad of gauze in my mouth, bloodshot eyes, and I had taken a pain killer but was unable to eat, so also add the fact that I’m basically a zombie.

Lovely mental image, no?

Flash to this morning when my coworker leans over to my desk.

“You know Dude Guy?”
“That came by yesterday with that metal cart?”
“Oh, okay, yea.”
“Well, I got an email from Other Guy yesterday asking me ‘How old is Katrina, does she have a boyfriend, and do you think she’d go out with Dude Guy.”
“I told him too young, yes and she lives with him.”
“Hahahah ohhhmyyygodddd.”
“Yea, the email said not to mention it to anyone, but I was telling my daughter last night and she said that I HAD to tell you.”

Which on one hand, I’m glad she told me, but on the other hand, AWKWARD! The guy in question works in the building somewhere but I have no idea where and he only comes by every once in a while, but still. He, like everyone in this office is at least 10 years older than me, if not more. And I look 17! And I was a complete wreck yesterday.

I just kept repeating “ohmygoddd” to my co-worker and she was like “I could tell. I knew yesterday even before I got that email.” Which either she is super good at reading people or I am even more oblivious that I previously thought.

Hello, awkward police?


8 Responses to “cute like a car accident.”

  1. Derrick Says:

    I’m also oblivious, while Gwen reads people well. I totally understand how you miss it, because I do the same thing.

  2. talia Says:

    that is so funny!

  3. chelle Says:

    soooo funny! i’m not one to attract much attention either, but i seem to always get attention from the cleaning crew at my office whenever i have to stay late. one Creepy McCreeper in particular would try to give me the super-duper sexy eye as he went around to each cube in my area emptying trash cans. very disturbing, lol.

    • cupcakesupremacy Says:

      hahah oh man that sucks. luckily i don’t even know where this guy works so hopefully i won’t see him too often!

  4. Sarah Says:

    First of all, I can’t imagine going to work after what you went through at the dentist. I know we don’t really have a choice, but oh man. That would suck.

    Secondly, that is too funny. You must be a cute zombie.

    • sarah Says:

      Oh wait, I just wanted to clarify “we” as in “we working drones” don’t have much of a choice when it comes to choosing not to go into work because we don’t feel well.

      • cupcakesupremacy Says:

        well i had no vacation time and the bus didn’t start back to monroeville til 330pm anyways so i really had no choice.

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